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These are the features cats want right meow.

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There are millions of cats in this country. The numbers work out to one feline in every three US households, according to the American Veterinary Medical Association. The sheer numbers got us curious: has anyone ever asked what cats want — in cars?

We polled 500 cats and kittens1 from around the country to determine what features cats want to see in used cars and trucks.

April Fool's Car Cars: Research Poll | CarMax

9. Fish-scented air freshener. Cats let us know they want cars to be filled with the overpowering aroma of several-days-dead fish. Hanging an uncooked flounder from the rearview mirror of a 2017 Toyota Tacoma in our lab yielded uniformly high marks from respondents.

April Fool's Car Cars: Fish Air Freshener | CarMax

8. Scratching-post interior. Cats like to scratch, and results of our experiments clearly showed that interior seating covered in aftermarket scratchy, twisted sisal cord could be the next big thing in upholstery technology for felines.

April Fool's Car Cars: Scratching Post Cat | CarMax

The New Jersey owner of a tabby named Cattain Kirk confirmed that her cat loves an interior he can really dig his claws into. “You should see my couch at home,” she confided to our researchers.

7. 360-degree cameras.Cats are notoriously curious. It makes sense that they’d want to know all they can about their surroundings.

The owner of Mr. Bad Boy, a Siamese from Nebraska, indicated that his cat hates blind spots and if he could, Mr. Bad Boy would gladly pay extra to know if something was trying to sneak up on him.

April Fool's Car Cars: 360 Degree Cat | CarMax

Cats like this respondent would probably love more 360-degree cameras in cars — like the ones available in the 2016 Nissan Maxima Platinum and the 2017 Toyota RAV4 (Limited and Platinum trims), for example.

6. More things on a string. Hanging various objects from a length of string inside our lab cars sent our response indicators through the roof. Across the board, cats batted approvingly at things we suspended from a string. Especially fuzzy things.

April Fool's Car Cars: String Toy Cat | CarMax

5. Barn doors. Cats purred approvingly at cars that come with double-opening, barn-style doors, like those you’ll find on the Mini Clubman. It probably takes them back to the days when they prowled the hay lofts on the farms back home.

April Fool's Car Cars: Barn Doors Cat | CarMax

John Quincy Cattams, a Maine Coon from Vermont, loved it when our researchers scattered some hay in the back of a Clubman at the lab, and he proceeded to hunt for mice for an hour.

4. Heated seats and ventilated seats. Catnaps are serious business. Our research indicated that napping is cats’ number one leisure activity. Heated and ventilated seats, already available on some vehicles today, can provide optimal resting spots for furry passengers any time of the year.

April Fool's Car Cars: Heated Seats Cat | CarMax

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3. Mobile video and Bluetooth®. Our study showed that cats appreciate diversions while they ride around in cars (pawperly secured, of course). Videos of goldfish, birds, and squirrels topped the list of visual distractions — the sort that can play on DVD players in minivans like the 2017 Chrysler Pacifica.

April Fool's Car Cars: Mobile Video, & Bluetooth Cat | CarMax

The subjects we polled also responded positively to cars having Bluetooth capabilities. This feature can be found in vehicles like these:

With Bluetooth, all passengers can stream and enjoy bird songs or human music from their compatible devices.2

The owner of Cat Benatar, an Abyssinian from Virginia Beach, shared that the two enjoy meowing along to “Stray Cat Strut” on their drives together.

2.Voice recognition. Lots of cars and trucks come with voice recognition software for controlling in-vehicle communications and entertainment. Based on our research and responses, there’s an opportunity for automakers to tap into the cat feature market by designing cat-specific voice recognition software.

April Fool's Car Cars: Voice Recognition Cat | CarMax

“I just wish I knew what he was saying,” said the owner of a cat-ankerous ragdoll named Fuzz Aldrin.

This last feature is a mice-to-have.

1. A cardboard box. We noticed that many respondents insisted on climbing into a cardboard box in a corner of the lab, and this led to a eureka moment. Installing a simple cardboard box as a feature in cars could be an effective, inexpensive way to help more cats love riding in cars.

April Fool's Car Cars: Cardboard Box Cat | CarMax

We think that, with a few exceptions, one can pawstulate that these features are great additions to any car, truck, SUV, or minivan.

April Fool's Car Cars: Poll Results | CarMax

Are you ready to hunt for the purrfect car, truck, or SUV? Start shopping meow.

1 We’re pretty sure the number was 500. Researchers had a bit of a time keeping all of the cats still, honestly. We were a bit naïve in our optimism about interviewing cats. But hey, you live and learn. No animals were harmed during the writing of this article. Always make sure animals are pawperly secured in moving vehicles.
2 Cats have a tough time operating compatible devices, so you may need to help your furry friends out if they want to listen to mew-sicals or other tunes.
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